Sunday, March 20, 2011

Cricket news

Batsman stood before the wicket

and soliloquized:

“Boost is my secret”

Bowler bowled the middle stump

and said himself:

“Practice is my secret”



Leaving the crease

the batsman looked at the sky

and asked:

“God, this is too much,

I offered puja before the match”

God replied:

“son, that is accounted

and displayed on the divine board,

but play well and take runs

to display on the scoreboard”



The last batsman came in

and ran fast between the wickets

but the fielder hit the leg stump,

umpire was skeptical and referred

to third umpire for decision

after waiting for a long time

the umpire called him again

but the third umpire shouted back:

“Wait yaar,

Shakeel bhai’s line is still busy”

“who is that?”

“Match fixer”




comments:
Nice Poem to read on Sunday...

Ramesh Anand, Malaysia
Mar 20, 2011

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